Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar...

So, I had to really dig to find a page-a-day calendar for work. I usually get one for Christmas or my birthday, but no such luck this year. I did hit the post-holiday sale at Barnes & Noble, and the best I could come up with was "Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar..." which is a humorous look at philosophy (sometimes). The entry for Thursday was:

Infinity & Eternity
Two cows are standing in the pasture. After a while, one turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that although pi is usually abbreviated to four decimal places, it actually goes on to infinity?" And the other cow replies, "Moo."